Ryan: Thank you, thank you. All right, up first is our guest, Helga Fatonella!
*SCREAMS*
Ryan: Come, have a seat, have a seat.
Ryan: So Helga, I see you that you have an obsession with cats?
Helga: Yeah, I love cats.
Ryan: And I see you that your favourite cat's name is, Fluffy?
Helga: Yes, she is really fluffy and she is like this big.Oh, I think I brought along....blah blah blah....for her.
Helga:Fluffy, Fluffly, come here right, you come here right now!
Helga: Here is fluffy. *pulls out and strokes the 'cat'*
Ryan: *shocked*
Ryan: Helga, i see that you are suffering from
[U]ranium
[G]ysotomic
[L]ynostic
[Y]east-infection
Also known as - UGLY.
Helga: I know it is hard to believe when I do have UGLY.
Ryan: So helga, helga, can i ask...helga, can i...can i ask you a question?
Helga's Cat: *Meow**Meow**Meow**Meow*
Ryan: Helga, can you please put Fluffy away?
Helga: Okay, Bye fluffly.
Ryan: So helga, tell me more about yourself. Do you have any hobbies or talents that you like to do?
Helga: Oh, i can do this!
Helga: *did a very dumb act*
Ryan: *Shocked*
Ryan: Wow, that's an interesting talent you got there Helga. But I have a confident conclusion that not only do you have UGLY, but you have another disorder known as
[D]istol
[U]ranium
[M]asticular
[B]i-
[A]cetone
[S]ystonic
[S]hit
Also known as DUMBASS.
Helga: So I have UGLY and I'm a DUMBASS?
Ryan: Yes helga, I'm sorry to say this but..You're an UGLY DUMBASS.
Helga: *CRIES**WHIMPERS**GROANS*
Ryan: Helga Helga, it's okay, snap out of this, snap out of this, snap out of this, it's okay, Helga, it's okay... *hits Helga*
Ryan: Anyone in the audience has any questions?
Ryan: Ya, you over there!
Sean: Ya, I was wondering, Why is she so UGLY?
Helga: *Angry** Runs over to Sean and beats him up*
Sean: Stop it! Stop it! Awh~ I'm sorry I'm telling you , Someone help me, please...
Helga: Get in, get in there~ ! *beats Sean's butt and pushes him underneath the chair*
Ryan: *Shocked**Tried to stop them*
Ryan: WHAT THE *TOOT* ?!
Ryan: Helga, that was horrible, how could you do that?! And what have you got to say for youself ?!
Helga: I LOVE CATS, T-H-A-N-K Y-O-U! *walks off*
*Plays the song 'BAD DAY'*
Helga: *Continues to beat up Sean*
Ryan: And that concludes, the Ryan Higa Show.
Sean: Help me please~!
Helga: *Pulls Sean away and beats him up*
Ryan: Thank you! *walks off*
This is the skit from Ryan Higa's Show :D
BYE
Labels: Diabolical Malediction